tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64672996021941942642012-01-28T00:11:21.985-05:00Your Daly FixWe Know Nothing, About Everything..the third lewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02435756570484198331noreply@blogger.comBlogger6571100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-72223802480668165712010-02-15T11:47:00.000-05:002010-02-15T11:48:08.874-05:00DESIGNER GENEStry {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}By: Stephen Jared HouseYou’ve heard about the kid. His famous scoring shows he put on in college. Beating Goliath (Georgetown) in the NCCA Tournament, single handily almost making the Final Four at Davidson! Leading all of men’s college basketball in scoring last season while teams zeroed in their SJHous3http://www.blogger.com/profile/00378724617290963742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-53780777700648426842010-01-29T05:06:00.000-05:002010-01-29T05:06:30.402-05:00The Game of Black JackAny of you fixers out there gamble? I hope so. If you don't, you should. Whether you're placing money on the ball game or throwing your coins in a slot machine on a cruise liner, gambling is one of the most exhilarating feelings a man can get; the bigger you gamble and the more you win, the more exhilarating the feeling gets. Myself, I'm a Texas Hold 'em player but I've come to find out that T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-20169177951100279512010-01-27T22:43:00.001-05:002010-01-27T22:43:44.932-05:00Bringin' down the Housetry {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {} BRINGIN’ DOWN THE HOUSE By: Stephen Jared House ALLEN IVERSON AN ALL-STAR? The debate is raging, and it’s my turn to weigh in on it. Now if you read regularly you know that ISJHous3http://www.blogger.com/profile/00378724617290963742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-45363155984440333182010-01-26T16:46:00.000-05:002010-01-26T16:46:07.664-05:00I got something for yaTaylor from I don't know where, KY.
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THOSE THINGS LOOK LIKE WATERMELONS T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-89025493316100349602010-01-26T09:23:00.005-05:002010-01-26T10:28:28.042-05:00O Where Art Thou Daly Fixers??Before one can criticize others, he must first look at his own self. I haven't come to the calling in terms of solid literature for all those Fixers out there and am disappointed in not only myself, but some of my colleagues. Luckily we've had some brilliant posts keep the interest going, but I'm not gonna lie, we need to get the website back to its height of greatness.If there ever is nothing inTwurk_That_Turkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16937806763583575673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-81634529697058316272010-01-14T14:07:00.008-05:002010-01-15T01:24:46.935-05:00The Gleaner- Hendo Area News The Gleaner- Margaret Francis Cotton of Evansville was arrested Friday afternoon and taken to the Vanderburgh County Jail. She was later released on $100 bond.According to an Evansville Police Department affidavit, an undercover detective had several e-mail exchanges with her, and she agreed to meet him in a room at the Casino Aztar Hotel.Before the meeting, the detective spoke to her on the The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-87618936195154238012010-01-14T11:44:00.004-05:002010-01-14T12:26:01.149-05:00Pants On The Ground.. Takin' Over The World BITCHES!try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}I've never watched American Idol past the first demos. Not really any reason to do so. Because the winners, outside of Carrie Underwood (soon to be Carrie Underwood Pecker), never do shit. Kelly Clarkson can kiss my dick for all I care, and Taylor Hicks?? Dude's probably doing side gigs at The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-22075091526786139422010-01-14T10:58:00.000-05:002010-01-14T10:58:34.343-05:00Filly of the WeekHello Hello folks, T-Bone's back and so are your favorite Fillies. With an all new lineup this 2010 season, you guys will know all the right places to find those soft squeezy things in the great state of Kentucky. Batting at #1 is an old favorite of mine from the very same place I was raised, Shelbyville, KY. She's stacked like the best, Morgan.
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Starting back on Thursdays
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Shout out to Tyler Frey, better helping T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-45485563313761907932010-01-06T17:47:00.004-05:002010-01-06T23:08:35.843-05:00Welcome Back, Kind Of.Greetings, Earthlings. It's been awhile since I rode off into the KY sunset, and though I have had the urges to talk shit about people behind a blog name the past three weeks, I have decided to be responsible for a change due to reasons that I cannot explain at the moment. As you can see, none of the other Founding Fixers seemed to worry about losing our following and if some of you took it as a The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-82708056224098256452009-12-17T19:42:00.002-05:002009-12-17T19:45:17.319-05:00Thirsty Thursdays- Melt Your Fucking Face Off.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}This is why I'll never take a flaming Dr. Pepper, be in a circus, work as a The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-51174512509107513902009-12-17T12:07:00.000-05:002009-12-17T12:07:31.540-05:008 Days to ChristmasIPod/IPhone projector. This thing's incredible. Blows up to 40 inches. Plug it up to your iphone and project the image on any flat white surface (Paris Hilton's ass) I'd rather bone Nikki.
Buy it Here for $300
T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-22081801421889114222009-12-17T10:47:00.004-05:002009-12-17T11:51:21.289-05:00Remember The Morganfield/Jerry Springer Post?!?!Click here to refresh your memory...Well it appears that the Dog Warden of Union County Kentucky really does exist. Earlier in the week I told you that I was a dog lover so sign me the fuck up! How do I get this job? Are you born into it, do they vote you in, or is it like the Supreme Court and you can't get in until the present Dog Warden dies? I hope it's not the latter, because I will slice The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-91209721960936663622009-12-17T10:40:00.002-05:002009-12-17T10:45:31.539-05:00Filly of the Day (Pecker edition)I hear El Peckerino is familiar with this Filly from Muhlenburg. Hope he doesn't delete it. Not too shabby, huh?try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Leopard skin, Zebra skin, who gives a fuck.It's final's week Fixers, T-Bone don't have much to say.T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-86126244867977387042009-12-17T10:22:00.004-05:002009-12-17T13:07:25.040-05:00Websites That Make The Internet Pretty Sweet: People of 'The' Wal-Mart.No morning post.. But will have a Thirsty Thursdays video, nonetheless.I like this website a lot, but none of the stuff on it really surprises me. I've been going to 'The' Wal-Mart my whole life and have seen some outrageous shit that could trump whatever you see on the peopleofwalmart site. And I say 'The' Wal-Mart because that's what a lot of skanky people like to call it. Hey, I don't make theThe Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-375465974355702812009-12-16T17:11:00.003-05:002009-12-16T17:23:19.714-05:00Who Would You Rather Bone: Hilton Edition-OR-Nikki vs Paris. I'd love to spend one night in either one of their sausage slots but if I've got to choose one and I'm going with Nikki. Paris is a little too whorish, hence the commercial where she washes/dry humps a Bentley all while keeping a giant burger intact. If I've told ya once I've told you a million times, only whores do burger commercials for Hardee's. Plus she usually has really The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-79989476260685945092009-12-16T13:18:00.006-05:002009-12-16T14:17:53.173-05:00Does This Chick Who Called A Married Couple 6 Times Demanding A Threesome Role Hard?Waterbury- A Waterbury woman has been charged with repeatedly calling a local female resident to demand that she and her husband join her in a sexual "threesome."Anna Bambino, 30, of Pierpont Road, Waterbury, was charged Friday with breach of peace.She was released on a written promise to appear in court.Bambino called the couple's home about a half-dozen times, police said. Bambino, who is The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-66801130186737533632009-12-16T12:26:00.002-05:002009-12-16T12:38:09.506-05:00Websites That Make The Internet Pretty Sweet: Awkward Family Photos- 2 Sites!This is a great website to waste some time on as they are putting up seasonal pictures just in time for the holidays.Welcome to the fucking carnival.Had enough? No? Stuff your jolly ass with this similar site.The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-63887046735066957992009-12-16T10:42:00.000-05:002009-12-16T10:42:46.067-05:009 Days to ChristmasWe're in the single digits. Today I got for you something that goes right with the time of the season and what should be outside, snow. From the comfort of your own home you can ski down those white mountains you fixers dream of (not the ones that go through your dollar bills and up your nose, Frey). I don't know too much about the logistics of this thing because the language on the website isT Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-6668805769311490292009-12-16T10:34:00.011-05:002009-12-16T13:12:16.559-05:00A Guy Who Doesn't Really Look Like Tiger Woods... Is Tiger Woods.I am Tiger Woods from TWoodsThe only good thing that is going to come out of this whole Tiger scandal are funny videos. This is probably one of the biggest if not THE biggest scandals to ever come out of sports, he is/was the most dominant athlete that the world has ever seen, and though he put all of this on himself, we are all now succumbed to watch fat old white men golfing again like the The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-71887847518701835322009-12-16T08:50:00.008-05:002009-12-16T11:35:00.444-05:00Hump Day Porn Star Of The Week: Priya RaiGood Moonin' folks, good moonin'. As you rub out those little eye boogers you might notice that we went a little exotic with todays HDPSOTW. Her name is Priya Rai, she's an Indian (dot, not feather) she is new to the porn industry, and she's hotter than Pheonix in July. Enjoy.It seems as if we are back on track today as El Peckerino got his dos intraneta back in working mode. We'll see how it The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-61495469040930822252009-12-15T16:38:00.003-05:002009-12-15T16:41:28.925-05:00Third Lew's Pic Correctedvar gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));I just realized that none of you got to see of how weird things got in the Big Apple over the weekend due to my mistake of uploading a picture.Click here.The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-38028662510545649302009-12-15T16:29:00.003-05:002009-12-15T16:32:45.137-05:00Santa Caught Drunk. Little Girl Screws Herself.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));Sparta-A drunken Santa Claus prompts a mom to call 911 after he stumbles into her yard apparently looking for his reindeer and scaring her kids.Officers ticketed 55-year-old Thomas The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-48937865274042675612009-12-15T15:37:00.004-05:002009-12-15T16:34:36.257-05:00Pecker Gets His Internet Working. GAME ON!var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));Can we get this blog back to where it used to be now? Hell, I sat around work today in front of a computer for 5 hours with great stuff to blog about and it just couldn't come out. The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-16909418282211784692009-12-15T12:28:00.000-05:002009-12-15T12:28:23.099-05:00Filly of the DayWe're back folks and today's Filly may damn well beat last week's. Today's Filly is a different situation, she's bred from upper Tennessee but currently resides in the Commonwealth, making her able to qualify for the prized YDF position. This is another sophomore from WKU, Sarahbeth, quite possibly my favorite Filly thus far.
var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-90172724588642716372009-12-15T11:25:00.000-05:002009-12-15T11:25:10.661-05:0014, 13, 12, 11, and 10 days to ChristmasSorry I've left you fixers hanging on the prospective gifts. So I'm going to cover all the days I missed in one. Thank you Pecker for helping me out yesterday, I see your blonde and I raise you a brunette (see Filly of the Day, coming a little later). Today, there are no big items, just a few stocking stuffers.
Item for day #14, a beer holster. If you've ever been in the situation where youT Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-27128585216046927192009-12-15T08:52:00.002-05:002009-12-15T09:05:10.685-05:00Happy Tuesday.. I Hate Kittens!Surprised Kitty - Watch more Funny Videostry {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Good morning there.. I know this video has been out for a couple of weeks now and I didn't want to talk about it, but the fact that people are still raving about this kitten really chaps my ass. Mainly because in exactly one year this little fucker is gonnaThe Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-53010740896941084012009-12-14T14:23:00.001-05:002009-12-14T14:23:45.840-05:0011 Days Til Christmastry {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-31407784256720073482009-12-14T12:15:00.007-05:002009-12-14T12:51:44.417-05:00The Pecker Tries New Music: Cage The ElephantThe good thing about having a hippy around my apartment all week was listening to all the random music he would play. While most of it sounds like ass, I became intrigued with a semi-new punk/blues/funk/rock band called Cage The Elephant. The weird thing is that I had never heard of them until now. They are a band made up in Bowling Green, KY and are getting pretty popular in the UK right now andThe Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-56556832935574711292009-12-14T10:19:00.007-05:002009-12-15T16:38:13.512-05:00Excuse The Week Long Hiatus: Let's Do Some Monday Mornin' Shit: UPDATEDHola amigos.. Sorry I haven't been around lately. I've had lots going on the past week including a hippy staying in my apartment for the past 5 days, I didn't get a lot done and I feel like shit from a 7 days of nothing but blood, sweat and whiskey but I feel refreshed and am ready to get back to YDF business.If you think I got lazy and ran out of shit, I didn't. You probably think the whole The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-24024138747698067562009-12-11T09:44:00.000-05:002009-12-11T09:44:30.262-05:00Golfer's Ass
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T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-37394409084789075352009-12-10T23:13:00.004-05:002009-12-10T23:32:46.591-05:00Predictions PredictionsI know its early December, but seeing the CATS dominate in the national limelight on a neutral court only got me about as excited as... TBone's Filly of the Day! Props to YDF'er Lew III and the other countless UK fans traveling to the Big Apple. It was awesome to see more blue n white then the the UConn pack who obviously had a much shorter trip.Anyways I thought it would be interesting to hearTwurk_That_Turkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16937806763583575673noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-42058937624763297332009-12-10T18:37:00.000-05:002009-12-10T18:37:45.832-05:00who dat sed dey gon' beat dem saints
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T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-54442421791558383982009-12-10T14:04:00.000-05:002009-12-10T14:04:47.636-05:0015 Days to ChristmasToday's item goes hand in hand with yesterday's. We got a snorkel goggle set with a camera lens stored right on the cyclops. The camera can take pictures or videos, so if you're in your blow up hot tub and you get the feeling that you're not going to get laid, throw on the goggles, dive underwater and get some footage of that Filly's cooter tail and yank your snake once she leaves.
Buy the T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-28685161661235854082009-12-10T12:15:00.001-05:002009-12-10T12:15:40.147-05:00Filly of the DayI got a good one today boys. Holly from UK, a blonde bombshell of a sophomore originally from Bowling Green.
She'll make heads turn as the lady in red.
Or crank necks at the beach. Her stomach's flat and her chest is busty, what more could you ask for in a Filly?
She was a sailor for halloween so it seems, so take that as a heads up, she might like to get a little wet.
And she bleeds T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-6698722490620436352009-12-09T21:22:00.002-05:002009-12-09T21:22:32.438-05:00var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}C Collhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17588333745162808969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-64056781265191218902009-12-09T17:49:00.002-05:002009-12-09T17:51:45.672-05:00Ya Gator Biatch.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-76123837789264567622009-12-09T12:29:00.000-05:002009-12-09T12:29:23.348-05:0016 Days to ChristmasAs Christmas nears, it becomes time to think of what you want to find under your tree. As I get older, the list seems to get smaller and smaller, making the joy of receiving less and less. If the same thing's happening to you fixers out there, I want to put the problem to a cease my sharing an item a day until that big date comes upon us.
var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol)T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-75888919886141998342009-12-08T16:44:00.005-05:002009-12-08T19:37:54.897-05:00Dont get the Flu Shot!
There's been an incident with a hot girl who got the flu shot. As you can see in the pictures the girl was a 9 going on a 10. Now supposedly she has to walk backwards so that she doesn't jerk, Muhammad Ali times twenty. But I'm not fooled. What T Bone sees going on here is a ham who used to be in the spotlight, desperate to get back in it. Fuck me if I'm wrong but walking backwards is theT Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-48409503541280664382009-12-08T13:02:00.003-05:002009-12-08T14:41:39.627-05:00Just A Heads Up.Just so you know I'm not trying to pull a Dave Chapelle and stop everything I'm doing, I've been pretty busy and have actually been sick all day and don't feel like writing for you. Hopefully T Bone is spreading his young blogger wings and learning to fly all while stealing your hearts right from under me, but if not, well I don't know what to tell ya. Go hang out at lookatthisfuckinghipster.com.The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-57455316024691753672009-12-08T12:09:00.000-05:002009-12-08T12:09:54.656-05:00Filly of the DayI like to listen to what you fixers have to say, it really means a lot to ole' T Bone. You tell me you want more bathing suit wearing Fillys, so what do I go and do? I search for Filly's in bathing suits. Today's Filly of the Day is from BBQ heaven, Owensboro, KY. A sophomore at WKU, those sophomores seem to be just ripe, Cecilia.
Her and T Bone spent some good quality time together on HiltonT Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-21425578697798597862009-12-07T17:31:00.000-05:002009-12-07T17:31:10.918-05:00The Pecker's Starring RoleSo I'm working on my editor's reel for work and I come across an old film (circa 2007) starring The Pecker himself...
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T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-12027067353334362742009-12-07T15:31:00.005-05:002009-12-07T15:59:43.094-05:00Move Over, Terrell Owens and Jeff Reed. Jimmy Clausen Is Headed To The League, And He Wants your 'NFL's Biggest Douchebag' Title.That's right World. Jimmy is coming to douche up the NFL with 0 of the 3 Heisman Trophys and none of the 2 National Championships he predicted he would win. Good call, you fucking dickhead.try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-14624571750868528872009-12-07T14:45:00.006-05:002009-12-07T16:36:11.724-05:00Who Would You Rather Bone? (College Football Edition)-OR-Colt McCoy's girlfriend or Tim Tebow's alleged girlfriend. First of all Colt's obviously holding his own here but he's probably got the same morals and lots more to choose from than yours truly. No bueno if you ask me-o. That means there is no telling what kinda fungus is eating at her genitals. I'm going with Tebow's girl. I mean, look at the fun bags on that hose-hound. WHO YA GOT, fix? (The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-22770686888119251432009-12-07T11:30:00.010-05:002009-12-07T15:27:47.935-05:00Websites That Make The Internet A Pretty Sweet Place: Sketchy Santashttp://www.sketchysantas.com/There's really nothing I can say about this site that the picture above doesn't tell. Santa is a jolly ol' fella that probably reads the Fix on an hourly basis but in all actuality he is a completely creepy dude that I am glad only comes around for one month out of the year. That's right Santa, I'll let you drop off that new set of irons I put at the top of my list The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-52861437137838437522009-12-07T10:39:00.003-05:002009-12-07T10:42:34.771-05:00HAPPY MONDAY AT THE FIX
Good Morning Fixers, its Monday. This video below serves as a little teaser of what's in store for you fixaddicts this week.
Sorry about the stupid advertisement.
Monday lights - Watch more Funny Videos
T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-8691340649038586672009-12-04T18:38:00.004-05:002009-12-04T20:49:27.402-05:00So It Turns Out Oregon Didn't Implode After That One Game.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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These pansy ass dudes walkThe Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-87058099123464580412009-12-04T13:34:00.004-05:002009-12-04T14:27:36.705-05:00The Gleaner- Hendo Area News.A Newburgh woman is in jail in Evansville for allegedly biting her boyfriend during an argument at her grandmother’s home at 1523 W. Louisiana St. Thursday afternoon.Police were dispatched to the Louisiana Street address Thursday afternoon after the pair apparently got into a fight over finances.Coltan Sutton, 21, met police at the door and told them he was trying to grab a suitcase from his The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-74830908470747056652009-12-04T13:09:00.004-05:002009-12-04T18:26:38.475-05:00Speaking of Lineman...var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));Billy Bob from Varsity Blues fame has lost like 1000 pounds... Appearently he didn't "want his life" anymore. (had to throw that one in.) Billy Bob we here at the fix a proud of you Coach Leo Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14900134659997983181noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-41504646030139886772009-12-04T13:05:00.005-05:002009-12-05T02:05:39.259-05:00Notice The Greatness.try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Hillary Fisher, I would eat raw chicken out of your butt tunnel.**Big ups to Josh B. in Houston, TX for the heads up.The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-50474469637596031952009-12-03T23:39:00.008-05:002009-12-04T13:38:35.681-05:00Ambien Ad or Football Game? (Edited)Coach Leo has been around football for quite sometime but never seen any thing like this... either Zebrie Sanders of Florida State decided to go to "napcity" for one play or the quarterback gave the pork sword to his girlfriend, mom or both and this is his retribution. Actually I'm pretty sure this is the exact second Coach Bowden said "Fuck it I'm out"!Coach Leo Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14900134659997983181noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-52552960922824955922009-12-03T18:08:00.004-05:002009-12-03T18:33:19.413-05:00Move Over Eric Wood/Joe Theisman...(Edited)That just happened! CLJ(If you can watch this with out cringing/crying/throwing up in your mouth CLJ will let you let me take your mom to pleasuretown. Best belieed dat!)Coach Leo Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14900134659997983181noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-50966464523931747902009-12-03T16:52:00.002-05:002009-12-03T16:56:02.147-05:00Tired Of That Game Yet? More Tiger... In R & B!!!!var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));One of the funnier things I've seen since the whole Tiger fiasco. If you haven't heard his voicemail yet here is a link.try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-13076625066803571522009-12-03T16:43:00.004-05:002009-12-03T16:47:33.955-05:00Know What You Need To Get Away From All The News Surrounding Tiger Woods.. More Tiger Woods!!!Click here to play.Found this when I got home from work and have played it a good 45 minutes straight. I got a score of 136. Fuck me if I'm wrong but I doubt anybody is mo' betta than The Pecker. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-68847996117412219392009-12-03T16:21:00.004-05:002009-12-03T16:33:45.248-05:00Little Boys in Georgia Don't Like Gators.... Or Jean Shortsvar gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));You are right, little man. Florida Gators do indeed wear jean shorts. Roll Tide, cover the spread!!try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview(The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-13085740799009520482009-12-03T12:44:00.007-05:002009-12-03T14:57:33.141-05:00Introducing: Websites That Make The Internet Pretty Sweet: WWW.HOTCHICKSWITHDOUCHEBAGS.COMhttp://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/We come across some great websites here at YDF. Nine months ago we introduced you to textsfromlastnight.com and now you cannot log onto facebook without seeing someone with an area code as the first thing on their status. I always come across some pretty decent sites and always forget about them, but from now on, whatever I find is all yours. The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-58554367400661074592009-12-03T10:26:00.000-05:002009-12-03T10:26:33.992-05:00Filly of the DayHello Hello Hello. Look who we have here today. This, my fixers, is a treat from T Bone's own home, Shelbyville, KY. Notice the "FBI" on her hat, she's no agent - stands for "Filly Breeding Institute," she comes from the best. This is Kacie and she's a sophomore at the University of Louisville.
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T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-25823981887316797862009-12-03T06:47:00.007-05:002009-12-03T11:22:12.495-05:00A Pecker's Tale: McDonalds and Casey Combest I received this photo from Josh B., a Fixer in Houston who came upon this sign late night not too long ago at a McDonald's. I'm guessing this was an advertisment for their new Angus burgers and the job was done by a 14 year old skater punk, but pretty damn funny nonetheless.This photo means something totally different to Peckerino, though. As soon as I saw this it took me back to my 8th grade The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-18077762776159220462009-12-02T23:45:00.004-05:002009-12-03T06:45:59.743-05:00Happy Thirsty Thursday!Question: Who wins the title of 'Future Mrs. Pecker'?Answer: This girl. And it's not even close.Party Girl in Bra Falls Off Table - Watch more Funny VideosBuenos dias, motherfuckers. I didn't do or watch anything last night so I've really got nothing to talk about right now. I did, however, finally finish Chuck Klosterman's pop cultural book titled 'Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs'. I strongly The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-21919715814776508672009-12-02T23:40:00.001-05:002009-12-02T23:43:11.330-05:00The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and The Pecker: A Brief Demonstrationvar gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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And I would make her keep every piece of her outfit on, other than whatever is covering her billibongs!The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-69463217660859577782009-12-02T13:21:00.020-05:002009-12-02T18:00:32.983-05:00Edited: Does The Guy Who Robbed A Wendy's With A Sawed-Off Shotgun While His Mom Was Working Roll Hard?portfolioweekly.com- Michigan police said a Wendy’s restaurant manager turned a would-be thief in when she realized it was her own son who was trying to rob the place. Police said 27-year-old Jason Zacchi is accused of going through the drive-through Saturday night at the restaurant on Telegraph and Van Born roads with a sawed off shot gun. Wearing a blue bandanna over his face, police said The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-57493492876921184052009-12-02T12:01:00.002-05:002009-12-02T12:08:04.552-05:00The Recycling Bin - Happy Holidaysvar gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Hello FixerNation... As you know there are certain pics, stories and videos that Coach Leo Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14900134659997983181noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-53266644331455619162009-12-02T11:06:00.003-05:002009-12-02T11:17:51.525-05:00Tiger's Thanksgiving Night: A Chinaman's VersionFunny Tiger Woods Accident Reenactment - Watch more Funny Videostry {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}When it comes to Chinese vocabulary, Peckerino only knows two actual words: Wu Tang and buffet. But to tell you the truth, you don't need fucking Rosetta Stone to comprehend exactly what Senor Wong is saying here. The animation says itThe Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-64196458649263436762009-12-02T08:01:00.006-05:002009-12-02T09:16:33.505-05:00Hump Day Porn Star Of The Week Bree OlsonMornin'. I don't know about you all but The Pecker is dehydrated after watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I also got to watch a little bit of the UNC vs. Michigan State game last night, and I do believe that the UNC vs UK game is going to be one of the better games of this college basketball season. Both teams are going to run and both have world class athletes that will The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-80211598852686052082009-12-02T01:09:00.008-05:002009-12-02T14:48:47.894-05:00And the "Skank Agent" is born... DECEMBER 1--A Wisconsin teenager who described herself as a "skankagent" is facing felony charges for allegedly using Craigslist to rob prospective johns looking for sex. According to a circuit court complaint filed yesterday, Samantha Stubbe, 17, last month placed an ad in the online classified site's "Adult Gigs" section offering sexual favors in return for an apartment. After men were lured Coach Leo Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14900134659997983181noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-15949637535671205022009-12-01T13:54:00.002-05:002009-12-01T14:15:40.649-05:00Kid Gets Arrested For Facebook Photosmddailyrecord.com- We know Facebook has helped police solve all sorts of crimes, from burglary to vandalism.But did you know it’s also being used to fight a far more pernicious crime? No, not child sex abuse. Underage drinking.Apparently, a college student in Wisconsin accepted a Facebook friend request from a cute girl he didn’t know. Shortly thereafter, he got ticketed for underage drinking on The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-45131230502341640552009-12-01T13:28:00.003-05:002009-12-01T13:43:43.246-05:00News from The Gleaner- Via APBUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) — A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks.Solange Magnano, a mother of twins who won the crown in 1994, died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires.Close friend Roberto Piazza said the procedure involved injections and the The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-62796600936627160882009-12-01T12:22:00.001-05:002009-12-01T12:53:16.711-05:00Filly of the DayHere she is boys, another thoroughbred, I know how you like 'em. Tess, from Hendo, a sophomore at WKU.
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This is the guy who played the little bitch in Gladiator as well as Johnny Cash in Walk the Line.
Now he's running around, head full of nappy hair and a full beard, never taking his sunglasses off saying that he's a rapper. This has been going on for at least a year now. His first performance in Vegas, he starts jumping around yelling like a retard, gets light headed, and falls off the stageT Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-30867556624082703782009-11-30T07:48:00.007-05:002009-11-30T10:13:08.413-05:00Happy Monday!Chick In Basket Crashes Down Flight of Stairs - Watch more Funny Videostry {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Mornin' clowns. If you are having as hard of a time as I am to get the day going, I suggest you try the girl above's method. Nothing like eating a flight of stairs in the morning. I have to say this is probably the worst MondayThe Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-71953962157389681762009-11-30T00:52:00.002-05:002009-11-30T00:52:58.515-05:00Best Dunk Ever
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T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-61836805694608665002009-11-26T13:19:00.000-05:002009-11-26T13:19:37.973-05:00Filly of the Day
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Gobble Gobble. Today I want to show you fixers what I mean when I say thoroughbred and saddlebred. Today's Filly of the Day is a definite thoroughbred from U of L, an ex T Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04299055849001200907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-84239931059084559552009-11-25T15:36:00.004-05:002009-11-25T15:56:38.694-05:00Who Would You Rather Bone? (Thanksgiving Edition)-OR-var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));Pilgrims and Indians baby! I bet Christopher Columbus had his way with both of 'em, but this is the Fix and you sure as hell ain't Christopher Columbus so you only get to chooseThe Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-28110429820730774552009-11-25T13:51:00.002-05:002009-11-25T13:55:41.367-05:006 Year Old Will Haunt Your DreamsI asked MayDay to post this damn thing yesterday but sure enough he didn't come through. I don't have words for this, kid just rocks people for a living I guess.try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-56787645430636942472009-11-25T13:09:00.005-05:002009-11-25T13:34:49.270-05:00Behavior Like This Is Exactly Why I Don't Go To The State of Indiana!I am not sure if I have ever ranted on how much I hate the state of Indiana and this looks to be a perfect video to demonstrate my hatred towards the entire state. First, I would like to apologize to all the Fixers in Evansville, thank you for following us here at the Fix, this will only take a second. try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-86015464933516031192009-11-25T09:52:00.005-05:002009-12-17T11:53:15.753-05:00The Gleaner- Hendo Area NewsThree Morganfield residents are scheduled to appear on The Jerry Springer Show today to prove they are "Jerry's Biggest Fan."
According to a press release, Zakia Perry, Rodney Bell and Damion Wharton will perform next to Springer at 5 p.m. on My44, which is Channel 17 for Insight cable customers.
Springer and the team at The Jerry Springer Show asked the American TV audience to prove that they The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-28214143746487361332009-11-25T09:30:00.002-05:002009-11-25T09:43:32.217-05:00Hump Day Porn Star of the Weektry {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Speaking of stuffing a turkey..... This is the first brunette featured in HDPSOTW, and there probably isn't a better one out there than Raven Riley. In honor of Thanksgiving we're gonna try to keep it semi-holidayish today, so if you have a funny news story about turkey or pictures of a hot chick The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-23374188653540247472009-11-24T15:49:00.004-05:002009-11-24T16:06:06.462-05:00Big Skank Fighting Little Skank- Big Skank Gets Embarrassed Shirtless Tough Guy Gets Demolished - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.This one is going down as one of The Pecker's all-time greatest videos. This is like in Rocky V when Rocky's skanky son gets his ass kicked in at school every day and finally whoops the shit out of the bullys, except these dudes might be a little more skankier. My favorite part of the video is when the bigger guy The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-86200709994235691672009-11-24T13:44:00.005-05:002009-11-24T14:33:16.773-05:00Think You Had A Bad Saturday?Chicago Tribune- As a tumultuous season draws to a bitter close, Notre Dame and the faces of the football program continue to take hit after hit. And, apparently, in all too literal a sense.Starting quarterback and team captain Jimmy Clausen was involved in an altercation outside a South Bend, Ind., bar in the hours after a double-overtime loss to Connecticut on Saturday, taking a punch to the The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-24148150829807535712009-11-24T12:49:00.004-05:002009-11-24T14:04:41.438-05:00Weight Room Motherfucker!#55 THE PUNISHER POP WARNER FOOTBALL - Watch more Funny Videostry {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}You don't have to even ask why this dude's nickname is the Punisher. Just de-cleating dudes left and right like it's his fucking job. He takes out two dudes and neither one of 'em even thought about getting up once they hit the ground. The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-30109762593052381092009-11-23T23:51:00.006-05:002009-11-24T06:45:45.148-05:00Happy Tuesday! Vince Young's Crazy Ass Is Back!I'll admit, I gave up on Vince Young after they let boozehound Kerry Collins start for two seasons in a row. I was sure that the last piece of news I was ever gonna hear out of Vince is a story about him getting caught on the outskirts of Nashville with a 13 year old girl riding shotgun in his Escalade with an executioner's mask, a bottle of asshole lube, a half gallon of Philadelphia and a 12 The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-2507802833870513672009-11-23T17:11:00.006-05:002009-11-23T17:25:09.835-05:00Thurman Murman/Eric Wood Gets Joe Theisman-ed!OUCH... Needless to say he will not be making an appearance in the eagerly anticipated "Bad Santa 2" this upcoming Holiday Season.CLJ Coach Leo Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14900134659997983181noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-78487415676416236592009-11-23T16:22:00.005-05:002009-11-23T17:16:11.529-05:00Who Would You Rather Bone? (Entourage Threesome Edition)-OR- By far the toughest one we have had so far. Last night I started watching some older episodes of Entourage and although I think E has become the gayest guy on TV, he pulled off an epic threesome with these two. For a while I thought Sloan might be the baddest chick on the planet, after googling the blonde, Malin Akerman, I have to say that she is on the same level (plus she showed her tits The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-79961747225704763282009-11-23T16:08:00.002-05:002009-11-23T16:12:18.377-05:00Sent From My iPhoneQuestion: Is that a knitted sweater with a catfish on it?Answer: You're God damn right it is.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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Call An 800 Numbertry {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7186141-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Is this ad fucking serious? I guess I should call and see what this is about, because the only way that I would take the side of the Bully Patrol is if they send a hit man to kill the bastard that is picking on little Timmy, the schoolhouse quadriplegic. I doubt that, so there is no way I'm gonna The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-15886355280613929992009-11-23T08:10:00.006-05:002009-11-23T18:00:31.716-05:00Happy Monday, Fix!Wow, what a weekend in the college sports world. How Charlie Weis has not been fired yet is still one of the biggest wonders even The Pecker cannot explain. The only way I see Notre Dame rising back to prominence is to hire Nick Saban as head coach with Urban Meyer as his offensive coordinator and Pete Carroll as a recruiter/sorority house panty stealer. Not only will they have to spend a pretty The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-52554926139029669172009-11-21T01:02:00.006-05:002009-11-21T01:05:55.881-05:00OchoCinco CondomsFound this on Chad Johnson's twitter page.. What the fuck is he thinking?http://twitpic.com/qb0k8var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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One may think that you could give a glance at the real estate or automobiles of said surroundings and receive an accurate accord of Coach Leo Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14900134659997983181noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-15815645321865127392009-11-20T18:39:00.005-05:002009-11-20T19:20:50.676-05:00I Know a Speilberg Film When I See OneDrunk Woman Ruins Wedding - Watch more Funny VideosThis reminds me of the time I watched Schindler's List. Though the film is primarily shot in black and white, red is used to distinguish a little girl in a coat. The red coat symbolizes the fact that there was a loss of innocence among all the children who were faced with the horrors of the Holocaust, in that they were forced to grow up much The Peckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08210368477949837857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6467299602194194264.post-40859417583688330412009-11-20T13:35:00.006-05:002009-11-20T13:45:24.141-05:00Miners vs Welders: The Capulets and Montagues of HendoIt's all fun and games until a welder fucks a coal miners daughter and someone gets shot in the face. Can we get some peace in Hendo? Shit's getting rediculous.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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